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TCB: Episode 337


Posted on Jun 15, 2018



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April is back this week to dish on Ryan's love affair with NCIS, and work out the mystery of her father-in-law's inability to understand how to order food at Chipotle.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest April Gibson.

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Length: 1h 40s

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TCB: Episode 336


Posted on Jun 08, 2018



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Scientists found a dinosaur, a TV network found a conscience, and we found more Taft facts.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 2m 25s

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TCB: Episode 335


Posted on Jun 01, 2018



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Have we ever missed a flight? How does Ryan feel about corn? Have any of us ever had an animal attached to our genitals? Who thought square pizza was a good idea? Would we eat a pizza shaped like America? We attempt to answer some of these questions, among others.

Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 59m 47s

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TCB: Episode 334


Posted on May 25, 2018



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This week, the love of Ryan's life joins us to corroborate the fact that he is a terrible cook, shed some light on their home life, and recount a near-fatal brush with an angry school of Swedish Fish.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest April Gibson.

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Length: 58m 7s

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TCB: Episode 333


Posted on May 18, 2018



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We bet you we can guess the plot of a stupid talking animal movie from the '80s, just from looking at the poster. BONUS SEGMENT: essential Old West train robbery tips, from local expert Jared Petty!

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Jared Petty.

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Length: 1h 10m 48s

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TCB: Episode 332


Posted on May 11, 2018



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This week, we answer one of the most awful hypothetical questions that's even been posed to this show.

Starring Scott Bromley and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

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Length: 1h 5m 44s

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TCB: Episode 331


Posted on May 04, 2018



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We're joined once again by our old friend Jack to discuss awful lurid things like looking at porn, hiding porn, our favorite porn, porn pet peeves, and if we'll ever be embarrassed by stuff we talk about on this show (like porn). This is what happens when we crowdsource topics from our horrible Facebook group.

Starring Scott Bromley and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

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Length: 1h 26s

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TCB: Episode 330


Posted on Apr 27, 2018



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Our pal Seth Macy gives us the inside scoop on living in Maine: The Stephen King State, the eldritch horror of relaxing island life, running a fake news site, and why he paid $600 to watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 in theaters.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Seth Macy.

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Length: 1h 13m 26s

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TCB: Episode 329


Posted on Apr 20, 2018



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This week, we discuss the sexiest movies of all time according to clickbait robots, awful reality shows, guilty pleasures, problematic faves, and dogs. Look, we let Ryan host again, so it's a big mess.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.

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Length: 1h 9m 42s

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TCB: Episode 328


Posted on Apr 13, 2018



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Our pal Kristin joins us once again to regale us with sordid tales of finding love in Left 4 Dead, awful public transportation encounters, an unforgettable Harry Potter bathroom break, and much more.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.

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Length: 1h 6m 10s

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TCB: Episode 327


Posted on Apr 06, 2018



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Someone let Ryan host again, and you all know what that means: utter nonsense. Join us as we create a wizard's scroll, realize that early writing sounded more like pornsite comments, and discuss the finer points of collecting vs. hoarding.

Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Brandon Hunt.

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Length: 1h 12m 34s

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TCB: Episode 326


Posted on Mar 30, 2018



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Guest host Brandon Hunt shows us just how far one dedicated fan will go to hear the director's commentary for the '90s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film.

Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Brandon Hunt.

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Length: 56m 54s

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TCB: Episode 325


Posted on Mar 23, 2018



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Ryan managed to move somewhere even more boring than Sunnyvale, and he even watches Jeopardy every night, like the old man that he (not-so-) secretly is.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 3m 30s

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TCB: Episode 324


Posted on Mar 16, 2018



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Scott and Ryan cozy up in an intimate one-on-one episode, to talk about cool samurai movies and Wikipedia secrets.

Starring Scott Bromley and Ryan Scott.

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Length: 1h 56s

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TCB: Episode 323


Posted on Mar 09, 2018



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Brian has learned a terrifying, brain-scarring new truth about horses. Also, Ryan becomes God for a minute, and creates the world's most horrific nightmare animal (and we want your fan art).

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott.

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Length: 1h 11m 3s

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TCB: Episode 322


Posted on Mar 02, 2018



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What interesting life statistic would we want to know when we die? We're science boys today, everyone!

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 14m 52s

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TCB: Episode 321


Posted on Feb 23, 2018



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We have a serious talk about mental health, and a somehow equally serious talk about how many circus peanuts would kill a person. We swear that the former has nothing to do with the latter.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

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Length: 1h 6m 59s

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TCB: Episode 320


Posted on Feb 16, 2018



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One of us is finally becoming a father -- and he's never been more terrified.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 3m 31s

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TCB: Episode 319


Posted on Feb 09, 2018



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Do all those those farm animals really believe they can get away with their hate crimes and loitering? Not if Cowlumbo the Cow Detective has anything to say about it.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 2m 56s

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TCB: Episode 318


Posted on Feb 02, 2018



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Which one of us had a kids' birthday party in his 30s (hint: It's not who you think)? What are the worst (and best!) ice cream flavors? What is the dumbest pop culture monster? What's the tallest animal that a man can pee over? We only ask the hard questions here.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 27s

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TCB: Episode 317


Posted on Jan 26, 2018



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This week, we have some adventures in FOOOOOOOOOOOOD! Except for Ryan, because he orders Subway sandwiches like he's Jeffrey Dahmer. Dude needs to have his head checked.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 2m 57s

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TCB: Episode 316


Posted on Jan 19, 2018



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You know who's better than everyone at everything? Kevin frickin' McCallister.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 57m 27s

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TCB: Episode 315


Posted on Jan 12, 2018



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It's hard to lose someone you love -- and believe us, we know.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 47m 51s

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TCB: Episode 314


Posted on Jan 05, 2018



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Why are boobs weird (according to a woman)? What constitutes a god-tier pangus? And what should you shave before visiting a Japanese spa? Let's get this year off to a properly dumb start!

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.

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Length: 1h 2m 51s

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TCB: Episode 313


Posted on Dec 29, 2017



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Get ready for Hollywood's next big thing: the Cereal Mascot Cinematic Universe. The Trix Rabbit. Captain Crunch. Count Chocula. That dumbass Honey Nut Cheerios Bee. That shrieking vermin that's always always after the Honeycomb. Wendell the Baker. All your favorites, together, on the big screen, at last.

The Comedy Button (this episode, anyway) is Brian Altano and Max Scoville, drunk in a hotel room in Anaheim.

(We apologize in advance for the unusually crummy audio quality; it's the end of the year and we're out of brain power.)

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Length: 48m 20s

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TCB: Episode 312


Posted on Dec 22, 2017



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Our awesome guest host, Kristin Van De Yar, is a true worldwide phenomenon. Also, we've discovered the most awesome life hack for getting out of jury duty: Just commit a crime, and you're home free forever. Take THAT, civic duty!

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.

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Length: 1h 10m 40s

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TCB: Episode 311


Posted on Dec 15, 2017



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Is it possible to record the world's longest, stupidest outro to a dumb Internet radio show? Well, we certainly did give it a shot.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 6m 8s

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TCB: Episode 310


Posted on Dec 08, 2017



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YouTube creator and talent manager John Carle used to write for the WWE -- and boy, does he have some crazy tales for us.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest John Carle.

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Length: 1h 3m 48s

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TCB: Episode 309


Posted on Dec 01, 2017



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One of our favorite guest hosts, Jared Petty, joins us to ponder Goofy's questionable dog-hood and discuss everybody's favorite dumb fantasy story, THE LOOOOORD OF THE RIIIIIINGS.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

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Length: 56m 24s

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TCB: Episode 308


Posted on Nov 24, 2017



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It's Thanksgiving with the Comedy Button -- which obviously means it's time to hide from your family and listen to us talk about Easter baskets, Nick at Nite, Ace Ventura, and the worst flavor of Skittles. Yep, happy holidays!

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 56m 54s

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