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TCB: Episode 320


Posted on Feb 16, 2018



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One of us is finally becoming a father -- and he's never been more terrified.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 3m 31s

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TCB: Episode 319


Posted on Feb 09, 2018



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Do all those those farm animals really believe they can get away with their hate crimes and loitering? Not if Cowlumbo the Cow Detective has anything to say about it.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 2m 56s

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TCB: Episode 318


Posted on Feb 02, 2018



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Which one of us had a kids' birthday party in his 30s (hint: It's not who you think)? What are the worst (and best!) ice cream flavors? What is the dumbest pop culture monster? What's the tallest animal that a man can pee over? We only ask the hard questions here.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 27s

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TCB: Episode 317


Posted on Jan 26, 2018



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This week, we have some adventures in FOOOOOOOOOOOOD! Except for Ryan, because he orders Subway sandwiches like he's Jeffrey Dahmer. Dude needs to have his head checked.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 2m 57s

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TCB: Episode 316


Posted on Jan 19, 2018



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You know who's better than everyone at everything? Kevin frickin' McCallister.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 57m 27s

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TCB: Episode 315


Posted on Jan 12, 2018



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It's hard to lose someone you love -- and believe us, we know.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 47m 51s

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TCB: Episode 314


Posted on Jan 05, 2018



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Why are boobs weird (according to a woman)? What constitutes a god-tier pangus? And what should you shave before visiting a Japanese spa? Let's get this year off to a properly dumb start!

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.

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Length: 1h 2m 51s

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TCB: Episode 313


Posted on Dec 29, 2017



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Get ready for Hollywood's next big thing: the Cereal Mascot Cinematic Universe. The Trix Rabbit. Captain Crunch. Count Chocula. That dumbass Honey Nut Cheerios Bee. That shrieking vermin that's always always after the Honeycomb. Wendell the Baker. All your favorites, together, on the big screen, at last.

The Comedy Button (this episode, anyway) is Brian Altano and Max Scoville, drunk in a hotel room in Anaheim.

(We apologize in advance for the unusually crummy audio quality; it's the end of the year and we're out of brain power.)

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Length: 48m 20s

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TCB: Episode 312


Posted on Dec 22, 2017



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Our awesome guest host, Kristin Van De Yar, is a true worldwide phenomenon. Also, we've discovered the most awesome life hack for getting out of jury duty: Just commit a crime, and you're home free forever. Take THAT, civic duty!

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.

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Length: 1h 10m 40s

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TCB: Episode 311


Posted on Dec 15, 2017



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Is it possible to record the world's longest, stupidest outro to a dumb Internet radio show? Well, we certainly did give it a shot.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 6m 8s

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TCB: Episode 310


Posted on Dec 08, 2017



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YouTube creator and talent manager John Carle used to write for the WWE -- and boy, does he have some crazy tales for us.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest John Carle.

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Length: 1h 3m 48s

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TCB: Episode 309


Posted on Dec 01, 2017



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One of our favorite guest hosts, Jared Petty, joins us to ponder Goofy's questionable dog-hood and discuss everybody's favorite dumb fantasy story, THE LOOOOORD OF THE RIIIIIINGS.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

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Length: 56m 24s

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TCB: Episode 308


Posted on Nov 24, 2017



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It's Thanksgiving with the Comedy Button -- which obviously means it's time to hide from your family and listen to us talk about Easter baskets, Nick at Nite, Ace Ventura, and the worst flavor of Skittles. Yep, happy holidays!

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 56m 54s

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TCB: Episode 307


Posted on Nov 17, 2017



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We dig into the wild and crazy mind of guest host Jared Petty, learn all about his weird surprise allergies, and and then talk about the legacy of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. In other words: Just another week.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

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Length: 1h 3m 48s

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TCB: Episode 306


Posted on Nov 10, 2017



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Seasonal Affective Disorder is a serious disorder that affects millions of people every season, but we've got a great solution for coping with it: going out in the woods and hiding porno for future generations of perverts to discover. Or, you could just listen to our idiotic podcast for degenerates. We're sorry.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 3m 15s

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TCB: Episode 305


Posted on Nov 03, 2017



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We're apparently very hungry boys, because this episode is all about hot dogs, pretzels, pizza, nacho cheese, soda, and Tootsie Roll Pops. Of course, we also find time to discuss the Mighty Ducks, strip clubs, owls, and punching holes in our bedroom walls as teenagers.

Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 11m 1s

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TCB: Episode 304


Posted on Oct 27, 2017



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Welcome to the Comedy Button's Halloween Thanksgiving Special -- a cornucopia of spooky facts about mummies, meatballs, and celebrity spelunking.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 54m 56s

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TCB: Episode 303


Posted on Oct 20, 2017



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We've got the lowdown on career Renaissance faire yeomen (and #yeowomen), and what could happen if they ever enact stricter gun control laws on whatever planet the Predator came from.

Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 2m 39s

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TCB: Episode 302


Posted on Oct 13, 2017



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Get ready for a critical, chin-stroking discussion about our very favorite warning label: that wacky cartoon staple, the skull-and-crossbones.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 59m 34s

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TCB: Episode 301


Posted on Oct 06, 2017



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Introducing Starchy, the world's #1 potato super-fan, and Al'ekz J'on'zz of the River Folk, the star of Middle-earth: Shadow of Infowars.

Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Marty Sliva.

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Length: 55m 50s

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TCB: Episode 300


Posted on Sep 29, 2017



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It's our landmark 300th episode! What better way to celebrate this milestone than reminiscing about the world's first podcast circa 1910, wondering what our pets think of our poops, and trying to figure out exactly WTF a goulash even is. In other words, we're awful at celebrating milestones.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 10m 44s

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TCB: Episode 299


Posted on Sep 22, 2017



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This week, we discuss the three founding founders of modern comedy: Pauly Shore, Adam Sandler, and Ed (that fictional baseball-playing monkey from that movie with Matt LeBlanc). We also talk about quicksand, silo explosions, Pecos Bill, popcorn, pizza conventions, action figures, and which form of transportation we'd live in.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville. In loving memory of Ryan Scott, another tragic victim of quicksand.

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Length: 1h 1m 27s

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TCB: Episode 298


Posted on Sep 15, 2017



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We don't know much about babies, but we definitely know a lot about terrible restaurants and dumb cereal box prizes.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 2m 30s

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TCB: Episode 297


Posted on Sep 08, 2017



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Scott went to Michigan again, and... well, Michigan still sucks, everybody.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 56m 10s

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TCB: Episode 296


Posted on Sep 01, 2017



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What do you do when you're in Germany? Well, if you're Brian Altano, you visit a haunted puppet shop and bring your friends a loot crate filled with garbage.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 46m 47s

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TCB: Episode 295


Posted on Aug 25, 2017



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In what is clearly our best episode ever, Ryan hijacks show-hosting duties to explain how he and his father were jointly unable to figure out how a microwave works.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 3m 23s

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TCB: Episode 294


Posted on Aug 18, 2017



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For your consideration, we present "Ryan Orders Room Service: A Short Play."

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 56m 52s

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TCB: Episode 293


Posted on Aug 11, 2017



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Our pal Jack DeVries joins us to answer what is by far the weirdest and darkest dating question we've ever considered. Welcome to the HORROR BUTTON.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

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Length: 1h 6m 11s

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TCB: Episode 292


Posted on Aug 04, 2017



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Marty Sliva tells us what it's like to be a pub trivia master, and bonds with Ryan over their shared useless knowledge of the Saw film series.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Marty Sliva.

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Length: 57m 9s

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TCB: Episode 291


Posted on Jul 28, 2017



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Welcome to the Comedy Button... now co-hosted by an Emmy award-nominated producer! One more item off the bucket list.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Marty Sliva.

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Length: 1h 1m 51s

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